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Sunday, August 1, 2010

Say Hi…to the Bad Guy!

Rarely do I allow my creative process to be directly influenced by others, but I must admit that this particular post was inspired by DC area PR pro, Mike Schaffer. His blog post, “Justice League of Communications” got me to thinking about the other side of the coin.

If there’s one thing I know about heroes, it’s that every good hero needs theme music. Quiet as kept, my theme song is the 1982 b-boy classic, “Hip Hop, Be Bop (Don’t Stop)” by the group Man Parrish. But in addition to a theme song, every good hero needs a foil; a villain who opposes them and uses his/her villainous powers to prohibit the hero from winning the day.

Being a person who loves his profession, I like to think of the PR guy as the good guy, the hero if you would. For the purposes of this post we shall call him – PR Man! PR Man uses his special powers to make an organization’s products and services appear bigger than life. He also positively influences public perceptions, or wards off the negative affects of bad publicity and the uncommon crisis situation. But in order to utilize his powers and “win the day,” the PR Man must neutralize and/or defeat the anti public relations version of the Legion of Doom.

Allow me to introduce you to the would-be villains:

Board Man

This organizational interloper sits on the board and has a tendency to cast his narrowed “in the box” thoughts onto PR Man and his accomplices. Board Man thinks our hero is never doing enough to keep the organization in the media. And when PR Man uses his special powers to come up with a creative idea, Board Man uses his influence to neutralize the idea. This villain is famous for uttering the phrase, “This is how we’ve always done things.” Just the mere verbalization of this phrase sends an organization’s leadership cowering into submission.

Executor (a.k.a. Bossman)

The brains of the PR Legion of Doom, Executor can grant or take away the life blood of the PR Man and he wields his mighty power openly. This villain may have no concept of public relations, but believes he’s good at it. He shuns media prepping and disintegrates carefully prepared talking points. His ultimate goal is to go on Oprah and dominate the world {insert evil laugh here}. Executor’s weakness is to go off script as well as making gaffes during interviews. He often and unwillingly cedes all of his power to his fellow villain, Media Outlet – the Multiple.

Media Outlet – the Multiple

This particular villain serves as the primary nemesis to PR Man. Media Outlet can be friend or foe and often plays either role without warning or provocation. Everyday our hero spars and jousts with this bad guy, each hoping to make the other submit to his will. As the exalted fourth estate, Media Outlet is extremely powerful in that it can build an organization up into prominence or tear it down, reducing it to rubble. In dealing with Media Outlet the multiple, our hero must use every effective tactic at his disposal to win the day. It also should be noted that PR Man and Media Outlet’s relationship is a symbiotic one. Each can not exist without the other in our ecosystem. But alas, Media Outlet has one glaring weakness – he secretly wants to become PR Man (mostly as a result of the higher pay and the apparent job stability).

Flack Hack

Much like the decrepit creature Gollum from the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, this villain was once like PR Man until he succumbed to chasing the power of public relations and it destroyed him from within. Flack Hack is powerful in that he represents everything that is wrong with the PR profession. Whether it be the non-strategic media relations approach of e-blasting a media pitch to multiple outlets regardless of beat or dispensing of lame and jargon filled press releases about such non-newsworthy things as new websites or the participation in upcoming conferences. Flack Hack is a parasite drawing his only power off of other villains such as Executor or Board Man. This Bizzaro version of PR Man also unwittingly empowers fellow bad guy, Media Outlet.

Edit-tron – the Destroyer

This amorphous villain can transform into PR Man’s immediate supervisor or Executor himself. Edit-tron’s power lies within his mighty “red pen” from the planet Journalism (or possibly the much larger planet Egos). Edit-tron’s red pen is like kryptonite for PR Man. When our hero submits a press release, marketing copy, a speech or an employee newsletter article, Edit-tron posses the ability to completely destroy PR Man’s written work leaving it unrecognizable. In many cases this villain displays his power simply to amuse himself or to toy with our hero. Edit-tron’s weakness is hubris. Sometimes he edits something so much that it reverts back to the original copy.

Legal Eagle

This bad guy can be found entrenched within the internal structure of a particular organization and he wants to slap a muzzle on our hero thus prohibiting him from talking to anyone. Legal Eagle “the possessor of the unholy law degree” wields the power to stop PR Man from saying anything of substance that would benefit an organization in a PR situation. His powers also extend to any written communications. He can transform words with meaning into undecipherable legalese. Legal Eagle draws power from his cape of “non-disclosure.”

Clientus – the Unmerciful

If ever there was a super villain to fear, it would definitely have to be Clientus! Not only is he a great supplier of PR Man’s strength (he pays the invoices), but he often provides our hero with purpose. However, Clientus possess a dark side. While he often doesn’t know what public relations is, he knows that it can be a powerful tool in market domination. This bad guy wants the spoils of effective PR, but will unknowingly and in some cases knowingly create barriers for PR Man. Clientus is unmerciful in his critique of PR Man’s short comings and will offer no support. Clientus views PR Man as a vendor, not a partner, and often confuses his abilities with that of Advertising Man. This bad guy cannot be stopped. You can only hope to contain him.

So the question now is how many of these bad guys have you encountered? And what did you do to defeat them?


  1. I'm going to have my friends and family read this (especially my kids) because it makes my job sound so exciting.

    Clientus has to be my favorite.

  2. Thanks Paul. I figured every PR pro that has every worked in an agency would get a kick out of Clientus (lol).

  3. I wish I could say I've never had to battle Clientus, but I would be lying. I hate having am awesome idea that fits a client perfectly and they choose not to pursue it or change it so much that it no longer resembles the original idea.

    My arch enemy, however, is Flack Hack. Yeah... this is an ongoing battle, but with the help of friends like you I'm determined to win.

    Great post!


  4. Thanks for the comment Nicole! While I've worked with quite a few Flack Hacks, I've probably done more battle with Executor and Clientus. :o)

  5. This is awesome! I've encountered all of them.

  6. Kayla that's unfortunate lol. Because this is one formidable Legion of Doom!

  7. As an aspiring PR professional I have not had to encounter any of these formidable foes yet. However, I have heard plenty of stories through internships. Great post!

  8. Thanks Ray. Being that you're an aspiring PR professional, don't let the villains of our profession scare you. A seasoned PR practitioner can handle them all and maneuver the sometimes complex relationships. ;o)

  9. You missed one...Booster Girl...the villain who thinks she's a hero because she has lots of great ideas and energy but has the strategic sense of a gnat. She gets an idea into her head and charges off through implementation without checking in to see if a) she has "air cover" from her superiors b) there are resources to support her effort, and, most importantly c) that her efforts aren't counterproductive to the overall client/organization mission.

    Her energy is boundless. Left unchecked, she'll create a disaster with fallout worthy of a BP oil spill.

  10. @Fear and Parenting - I like your addition to the list! I think I know this villain lol.

  11. Very entertaining once again Tony! Excellent writing. What a way to put a spin on it.